Intern #1: I learnt that a company can describe their internship as: full of exciting experiences. Even if that’s a lie. There’s no regulation.
Intern #2: I learnt that half these peoples’ email password is ‘password’.
Intern #3: I learnt that a ream of paper is 300 sheets.
Intern #2: I thought it was 500…
Intern #3: Oh, I guess I didn’t learn anything.
Intern #1: I learnt that if you look a tiniest bit like Jet Li, Michael will call you Jet Li all summer.
Intern #2: Julia Stiles.
Intern #3: Alan Thicke.- The Office US, 6x01, Gossip
